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A condition where liquefied faecal matter is expelled violently from the anus.
Dude, I totally had the spreets after that rancid curry.
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Guy 1: How's your woman going?
Guy 2: Good! Last night she was rimming me and I spreeted all over her face. She loved it!
by MajorSpreets February 17, 2011
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Getting suprised/excited by a tweet.
by rakky4 March 27, 2010
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A deal website that has created a whole new level of useless. They charge for vouchers, then don't send them.
Beyond tits on a bull useless.
The USA rugby team are as useful as Spreets.
by Everliving July 23, 2011
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