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1 definition by MajorSpreets

 
1.
A condition where liquefied faecal matter is expelled violently from the anus.
Dude, I totally had the spreets after that rancid curry.
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Guy 1: How's your woman going?
Guy 2: Good! Last night she was rimming me and I spreeted all over her face. She loved it!
by MajorSpreets February 17, 2011