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A person of limited wit that walks around with his hand on his chin looking lost.
Going into the Hoboken train station saying "pack of marlboro" I am a spotch.
by sand dollar January 05, 2008
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Lighting anything on fire
Hey Jon, spotch that doobie up
by CarverO October 16, 2006
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Hey Jon, spotch it up.
Spotch up that doobie.
by Christopher Greening October 14, 2006
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(N) the spot on your back that you cannot reach.
"Can you please scratch my spotch?"
by Pitu273 May 12, 2010
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A rare disease you can only get through hand contact. They are still looking for a cure.
Doctor says I got spotch and they can't cure me right now.
by Liz August 21, 2004
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The area between your anus and your genitals (Perineum). Gender neutral form of banus.
I've got an itch on my spotch!
by Daniel Somers March 02, 2008
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