If something is sporky it is the best. Everyone needs something/someone to be their spork as being sporky is super cool. Sporky people are hard to find but when you find one let them help you cos when their sporky ness rubs off on you then you because a lil spoon. I love sporky people, they’re the best!
by Lilspoon12 June 3, 2018
Someone that has so much free time that they made an urban dictionary entry for themselves so that their friend kais can see it
by RandomPersonE October 11, 2019
The awkward moment when a customer's joke falls flat with a restaurant server. Witnesses are allowed to call out the Sporkie for what it is.
When ordering, Dan's jovial request for a side order of the server's phone number was answered by cosmic silence; creating an epic sporkie.
by BRIF September 29, 2014
The sound emitted from the ass when sitting with a half cheek on on church pew while wearing loose boxers. Results in a wet outcome.
1) Instead of an amen I let out multpile sporkies at the closing of the gospel.
2) As a result of my chronic sporkies due to my taco diet, my boxers are frequently in need of disposal.
2) As a result of my chronic sporkies due to my taco diet, my boxers are frequently in need of disposal.
by KAOT November 12, 2004
A really amazing boyfriend or husband, that's also a little rascal, and does things he's not supposed to do.
by Ledyard Bug March 13, 2017
by Tito May 13, 2004
by Sporkie n Breuster November 24, 2015