Sporkie 

The awkward moment when a customer's joke falls flat with a restaurant server. Witnesses are allowed to call out the Sporkie for what it is.

When ordering, Dan's jovial request for a side order of the server's phone number was answered by cosmic silence; creating an epic sporkie.

Sporkie by BRIF September 29, 2014

Sporkie 

The sound emitted from the ass when sitting with a half cheek on on church pew while wearing loose boxers. Results in a wet outcome.

1) Instead of an amen I let out multpile sporkies at the closing of the gospel.
2) As a result of my chronic sporkies due to my taco diet, my boxers are frequently in need of disposal.

Sporkie by KAOT November 12, 2004

Sporkie 

A really amazing boyfriend or husband, that's also a little rascal, and does things he's not supposed to do.

That little Sporkie at my chocolate!

Sporkie by Ledyard Bug March 12, 2017

Sporkie and Breuster 

A three way 69.

Sometimes shortened to S n B.

Oi Lionel! Wanna join Ingrid and I in a lil' Sporkie and Breuster?

Sporkie and Breuster by Sporkie n Breuster February 4, 2016

Sporkerize 

To modify a common object to make it multipurpose.

I have to sporkerize this app so it also provides weather data also .

Sporkerize by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

sporkeh 

AKA sp0rkeh.
A computer virus that masquerades as a hack for the game Counter-Strike, often used by members of myg0t. Among other things, Sporkeh changes window text to a l33t derivative of "sporkeh owns you," switches screen relolution to 640x480, switches right-click and left-click on your mouse, slows the mouse cursor to a crawl, and prevents any EXE files from being run.

See www.pwned.nl for an example.

sporkeh by progamer124 April 13, 2005

sparkie 

Australian slang for an electrician.

Me bro is a certified sparkie. good on him.

sparkie by herbie August 31, 2004