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The sound emitted from the ass when sitting with a half cheek on on church pew while wearing loose boxers. Results in a wet outcome.
1) Instead of an amen I let out multpile sporkies at the closing of the gospel.
2) As a result of my chronic sporkies due to my taco diet, my boxers are frequently in need of disposal.
by KAOT November 12, 2004

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The awkward moment when a customer's joke falls flat with a restaurant server. Witnesses are allowed to call out the Sporkie for what it is.
When ordering, Dan's jovial request for a side order of the server's phone number was answered by cosmic silence; creating an epic sporkie.
by BRIF September 29, 2014

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