Sporked 

intr.v. Spork, Sporked, Sporks, Sporking. 1) The act of completely humiliating or obliterating someone verbally, in written/typed form, or any other media. 2) Forum section on Feminem.com containing a database of humiliating and obliteratory messages directed towards anti-supporters of the website. (Created by Essix and The Cake God, respectively)

You've been Sporked!™, courtesy of Feminem.com.

Sporked by Essix March 6, 2005

sporkydorky

Sporkydorky (adjective) is the word used to generally describe cute, smart, afloofysporkadorkable boys who brighten every moment you spend with them.

“Nathan is soooo sporkydorky!!! I’m so lucky to be his best friend!”

sporkydorky by Kawaiipineapple November 22, 2018

sporked 

The act of sticking plastic forks (points down) into a yard. It is a relatively harmless prank that occurs during the darkness of the night. Oftentimes the forks will be arranged into a pattern or used to write out a phrase or word, but random placement will also occur.

George awoke to find his yard sporked, and immediately contrived plans for revenge.

sporked by scoreJ6 June 22, 2007

Sporked 

When a girl allows you to stick the tip of your penis into her labia, for a couple of seconds, without fully penetrating her.

I was at this party and trying to get my dick wet with this chick, long story short, she got sporked.

Sporked by supmannothinchillin February 13, 2009

sporked 

Feminem.com's version of the word computer term, "pwned" created by House of Bizkits.

That dumb femi-fan got sporked.

sporked by House of Bizkits February 22, 2005

Sporked 

Becoming owned beyond ownage. THE ULTIMATE OWNAGE!

You got sporked!

You totally got sporked!

Never spork the spork.

Sporked by Anthony Caggiano October 11, 2006

Sporkadonkle 

Common noun: The detachable clamp-style handle of a Trangia Kök (or similar) portable camping stove.

Person 1: Dude where's the handle-thingy for the stove?

Person 2: You mean the sporkadonkle?
Person 1: Yeah that.

Person 2: It's in the van, probably on the passenger seat.

Sporkadonkle by photuris October 5, 2011