plastic sorgery

Plastic surgery that requires a form of sorcery to be successful. Said to be particularly helpful for individuals who's face is seen on TV, such as David Pakman, the host of The David Pakman show, who was asked by a caller to get some plastic sorgery to fix his face, in order to convince the caller to watch the show more.

David Pakman could use some plastic sorgery to fix his face. I would watch The David Pakman show on YouTube more if he did.

plastic sorgery by hugo94612 December 17, 2019

spergery 

also written 'spergery, with an apostrophe

1. a. describes something having to do with Asperger syndrome, or extremely nerdy, obsessive, or social-skill-lacking behavior.

2. n Asperger's like behavior or atmosphere. Describes an activity nobody with a life/social skills would or should attempt. Examples include spending hours with spreadsheets figuring out the inner workings of an online game, or trying to get Linux to work. Not being able to take a joke about Linux would certainly fall under this term.

"Funny how the whole EV thing is almost unmentioned in the game itself and it took internet 'spergery to figure out how the leveling system really worked." From a Warhammer 40,000 forum

“Foobar requires so much spergery that even I could only stand to use it for like a day.” （describing a highly customizable music player)

on religion: "Higher IQ people with 'spergery tendencies don't care about this, because they have no need to connect with any community."

spergery by gunbladezero May 17, 2010

Plastic Sorgery

A combination of surgery and sorcery to enhance facial features

Ya face man, it's just not working out. I don't know if a mask would work, or maybe some plastic sorgery would work. But you... you just pretty ugly my guy. - Upstate New Yorker leaving a voicemail to David Pakman.

Plastic Sorgery by cartoonfish December 20, 2019

Sorgery 

Noun
1. The act of treating injuries or disorders using instruments and magic.

Typically, most or all instruments used during sorgery are nonmagical and require only a few years of training from a mortal to use properly. Magic can be either dark or light in nature or both.
2. A combination of the words 'surgery' and 'sorcery.'
'Sorgery' is a portmanteau first used by a caller of the David Pakman Show, and then repeated again by its host David Pakman.

Person 1: "That guy is so ugly, it'd literally take magic to fix it.

Person 2: "Word, ugly dude needs sorgery."

"Ya know, that bard isn't really doing sorgery at all. He uses almost exclusively magical instruments to heal his patients. What a hack!"

Sorgery by Steakfries409 December 21, 2019

spornery 

a combination of acting spunky and ornery

kyle ritchie was feeling quite spornery so he gave that whorebag a brooklyn bassethound

spornery by k-mads March 25, 2008

Plastic Sorgery

A plastic surgery procedure so advanced, it might as well be an act of pure magic and sorcery. This procedure is usually performed by surgeon-mage, also known as a sorgerer.

David Packman is gonna need some plastic sorgery to fix his ugly face so I can finally watch his talkshow

Plastic Sorgery by (((David Pakman))) December 21, 2019