Spootie is that clearish greasy liquid that comes out sometimes when you fart.
Hey spootie-head you stink!
by Anonymous October 07, 2003
The remnants on your hotel bedspread left over from the previous tenant.
Whilst on our honey-moon my new bride layed herself down on the bed only to discover she put her hand in some somewhat fresh spootie.
by phil harmonic December 02, 2005