A game in which two or more players compare knives; the
player with the largest knife is the winner. However, any
player may choose to use a spoon instead of a knife. Any spoon beats any knife, but a
player with a spoon is disqualified if another player recognizes and announces his or her use of a spoon.
"That's not a
knife. THIS is a
knife!"
"That's not a knife, that's a
spoon."
"Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before!"