Spooned my own tits 

When one has fallen foul to a simple mistake of their own making, to great consequence.

Oh no, I just gave away my last can of spam and now I have none! I have really Spooned my own tits.

Spooned my own tits by Mon-Yat October 2, 2018

spoonfed and bred 

someone who is in sales that couldn't make a sale on their own if they tried. They require the expertise of a sales professional.

Dude , you're so spoonfed and bred you couldn't sell that car if someone handed you the deal!

spoonfed and bred by the dutchman 3 February 17, 2010

spooned 

to engage in sexual actions while the other partner is asleep

"he/she got spooned last night"

spooned by a b00b May 29, 2004

spongedoggle 

Intentionally ejaculating in a partners (male or females) ear.

Dude last night I spongedoggled her for hours.

spongedoggle by Jack blackness September 29, 2013

Silver Spooned 

When a game or level of a game becomes suspiciously easy.
Watch out, usually game developers use these moments to set complex traps.

There's my goal right there but this has been too easy. I've been silver spooned, there's a trap or puzzle somewhere, I'm sure of it.

Silver Spooned by Rainalot_ May 31, 2017

Spooged 

When someone offers you a handshake, but instead of returning it with a likewise handshake, you dig your hand deep down into your nut sack, wipe your hand with your nut juice, and quickly wipe it onto his face.

Dam! You just got spooged!

I can't believe I fell for that spooge!

Is that nut juice on your face from a spooge, or are you just happy to see me?

Spooged by Rhino Virus April 12, 2011

Sponged 

The act of grabing someones shoulders and kneeing their spine

Someone sponged me i am in unimaginable pain

Sponged by S7NR December 29, 2020