Muke Spoongeau

A not so famous physicist duo who really haven't discovered anything.

Muke Spoongeau's Theory of Bouncitivity

Muke Spoongeau by Daniel the Jew April 12, 2008

Spoonga 

When one makes use of a white, Dixie brand polypropylene plastic spoon to stimulate the urethra via a 45-degree angle bend near the center of the handle. The spoon end goes in first, followed by the tail (the handle).

I heard Jerry Spoonga'd himself last night, he's supposed to stay in the hospital for a few weeks.

Spoonga by cum_in_my_asshole September 2, 2019

Spooneuver 

The inevitable move from spooning to sex. Usually started by a poke coming through, followed by rubbing and then the slow change from cuddling to doing the naughty naughty.

Jill: I'm not in the mood for sex, I'm glad we can just spoon tonight.
Craig: Shhhhhh, just go to sleep honey.

BAM - Spooneuver in process.

Spooneuver by MoMo Mayes May 12, 2007

spoonhead

A mildly racist slur for cardassians. The term 'cardie' is MUCH stronger. Please do not utter either in front of a cardassian unless you are an EXTREMELY skilled fighter.

The term 'spoonhead' is basically equivalent to whatever mild insult for races you care to mention.

spoonhead by Walking Talking Dictionary September 23, 2006

Spongeaphobia 

Afraid that SpongeBob is going to kill you.

Adam has Spongeaphobia.

Spongeaphobia by Axl Pose March 1, 2008

Spoonguard 

A device that protects our world from the fiendish evil also known as the Spoon. It kind of looks like a bungee cord with little hooks on the ends.

"Little Davey Pants was exposed to spoons for over a minute! Now he looks like this!
BUY

Sppooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Guuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrdddddd!"

Spoonguard by Skelldar May 6, 2004

spoonasaurus 

A guy who is amazing at spooning.

Leah: I heard Nathan was so good at spooning, he earned the title of a spoonasaurus!

spoonasaurus by courtney3567 June 29, 2016