8 definitions by MoMo Mayes
Forming your hands in the shape vagina, thumbs to thumbs and top fingers to top fingers, and looking through the hole at someone who is bailing out on something fun. Vagina vision is also used during times of fear.
Jimmy: This party if great but my girlfriend is sick at home, I'm gonna take off.
Aaron: (Looking at Jimmy through his vagina vision)
Jimmy: What are you doing dude?
Aaron: Looking at a big pussy.
Aaron: (Looking at Jimmy through his vagina vision)
Jimmy: What are you doing dude?
Aaron: Looking at a big pussy.
by MoMo Mayes June 22, 2007
When your computer contracts a virus or disease from an electronic source. Electronically transmitted disease.
Alex: Get this, my computer contracted an ETD today.
Marie: That's the worst, stick with herpes it's a lot easier to deal with than a disease-riddled computer.
Marie: That's the worst, stick with herpes it's a lot easier to deal with than a disease-riddled computer.
by MoMo Mayes June 22, 2007
Karl: "Did you see that chick over there, she just spit up her last bite of food into a napkin."
Monique: "She must have a bad case of pre-digestive bulimia."
Monique: "She must have a bad case of pre-digestive bulimia."
by MoMo Mayes June 22, 2007
Monique texts: I'm drunk and I want to 66. Come over.
Jesse texts: Sure sugar, we'll just spoon. You're drunk right?
Jesse texts: Sure sugar, we'll just spoon. You're drunk right?
by MoMo Mayes April 30, 2007
Marie texts: I'm drunk and I want to 66. Come over.
Jesse texts: Yeah, I want to 66 too...then I'm doing coke off your tits and we are fucking. I'll be there in 5.
Jesse texts: Yeah, I want to 66 too...then I'm doing coke off your tits and we are fucking. I'll be there in 5.
by MoMo Mayes April 30, 2007
Using a scale of 1 through 10 dragons (sometimes 11 or 12 in extreme cases) based on how bizarre something or a situation is. Dragon weirdness was first conceived in Starsky and Hutch in the jail house scene when Will Ferrell tells Starsky and Hutch that things may get really weird, "2 dragons."
Andrew: You see that tall blond over there with that midget?
Jenny: They liked to be called little people.
Andrew: Whatever, that's at least 11 dragons.
Jenny: Nah, I say it's no more than 9 dragons on the dragon scale.
Jenny: They liked to be called little people.
Andrew: Whatever, that's at least 11 dragons.
Jenny: Nah, I say it's no more than 9 dragons on the dragon scale.
by MoMo Mayes June 22, 2007
The inevitable move from spooning to sex. Usually started by a poke coming through, followed by rubbing and then the slow change from cuddling to doing the naughty naughty.
Jill: I'm not in the mood for sex, I'm glad we can just spoon tonight.
Craig: Shhhhhh, just go to sleep honey.
BAM - Spooneuver in process.
Craig: Shhhhhh, just go to sleep honey.
BAM - Spooneuver in process.
by MoMo Mayes April 30, 2007