spoon goblin 

A person who doesnt respond to you when you ask them to get something while they're already up.

Jared: "Hey can you get me some mustard while youre up?"
Dan doesnt say anything.
Jared: "Stop being such a spoon goblin!"

spoon goblin by Roosill March 5, 2009

Spooggoblin 

pronounced {spOOj - goblin}

v. : To ejaculate on someone from or above the height of a second-story edifice.

n. : (1)A collection of cum that has been ejaculated from or above a second-story location (such as balconies and windows) and has landed on a person or animal below. (2) A person who likes to ejaculate from or above a second-story location (preferably balconies and windows) with the intention of hitting people or animals with their genetic material. A spooggoblin is almost always male, though females can also be and perform a spooggoblin.

At first he thought he was the unfortunate receiver of bird poop. It wasn't long until he realized he was yet another victim of a spooggoblin.

Spooggoblin by origami alligator July 10, 2009