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Spooky Cock 

When you sleep with a random girl, and wake up the next day to notice your penis looks completely different and like a strangers.
Dude i banged that skank last nite and woke up with a damn spooky cock.
Spooky Cock by jdizzle23 February 4, 2009

Spooky Cock 

Don't go into that poorly light alley, I hear that people get the spooky cock all the time.
Spooky Cock by KonkyDongs July 12, 2014

Spooky cock 

when you show your dick to a girl and it spooks her becuse of how big it is. that means you have a spooky cock.
Last night when Ashley was at my house, I showed her my spooky cock. She screamed when she saw how big it is.
Spooky cock by eocsirbekaj October 17, 2009

Spook Cock 

The spookiest of cocks.
That man's got a spook cock.
Spook Cock by ComposedGecko June 7, 2025
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026