Mustache Spongebath

When a mustachioed man goes down on a girl. Like dipping a paint brush into a can of paint, he fills the bristles of his mustache with her lady juice. He then uses his pussy-juice soaked mustache to coat her body with her own girl cum, like a nurse cleaning a patient with a wet sponge.

Me: "Last night Sarah was feeling extra dirty so she asked me to give her a mustache spongebath."
Sarah's Mom: "What?"
Me: "Just cleaned her up a bit."

Sarah's mom: "Oh, that's nice."
Me: "You have no idea."

Mustache Spongebath by Mike E. Coyne April 11, 2017

spongebather 

usually an overwieght celler dwelling slob of a person. too damn lazy to even maintain personal hygene. they only attempt to perform any sort of hygenetic action when the carbuncles underneath their inner tube flabby flesh begins oozing with smelly pus. then they make a half hearted attempt with an old bactira filled sponge from beneath the bathroom sink and lukewarm water...

Dude, did ya get aload of that spongebather he's been wearing the same t-shirt since 1999.....

spongebather by kmd555564 October 6, 2011

spongeworthy 

Worth fucking in a time of scarcity; from a Seinfeld skit about the discontinued sale of contraceptive sponges.

In spite of his diminuitive pecker and his disdain for bathing, his sarcastic wit made him just barely spongeworthy

spongeworthy by cornholio October 16, 2003

Spongeman 

Very cool person, Swell, amazing, opposite of "wasteman", awesome

swell, cool, awesome, Spongeman

Spongeman by Harry&Amy March 25, 2011

Spongenatic 

Someone who can't stop making Spongebob references in a conversation that has nothing to do with Spongebob.

Makayla: "Who put YOU on the planet?"

Me: My mommy.

Makayla: It's from a Spongebob episode.

Me: Spongenatic.

Spongenatic by tempertant October 3, 2023

Spongent

a strange word used to describe something as cool, amazing, awesome, sweet, ect.

prounounced; sponge-ent

"Dude, did you see that platypus? It was totally spongent!"

Spongent by TJ (the great and wonderful) January 27, 2010

spongecunt 

A person so unpleasant their mere presence causes nausea.

That guy is a total spongecunt

spongecunt by Zoton February 12, 2004