spongebather 

usually an overwieght celler dwelling slob of a person. too damn lazy to even maintain personal hygene. they only attempt to perform any sort of hygenetic action when the carbuncles underneath their inner tube flabby flesh begins oozing with smelly pus. then they make a half hearted attempt with an old bactira filled sponge from beneath the bathroom sink and lukewarm water...

Dude, did ya get aload of that spongebather he's been wearing the same t-shirt since 1999.....

spongebather by kmd555564 October 6, 2011

Mustache Spongebath

When a mustachioed man goes down on a girl. Like dipping a paint brush into a can of paint, he fills the bristles of his mustache with her lady juice. He then uses his pussy-juice soaked mustache to coat her body with her own girl cum, like a nurse cleaning a patient with a wet sponge.

Me: "Last night Sarah was feeling extra dirty so she asked me to give her a mustache spongebath."
Sarah's Mom: "What?"
Me: "Just cleaned her up a bit."

Sarah's mom: "Oh, that's nice."
Me: "You have no idea."

Mustache Spongebath by Mike E. Coyne April 11, 2017

jewish spongebath 

to put your cock into someones nose and shoot your jesus juice deep enough in the nose that the creame comes out there eyes so tat they seem to cry jizz

mr. major gave us a test so caleb was like "GO TO WANG'S" and gave him a jewish spongebath.

jewish spongebath by porch monkeys for life November 28, 2009

saskatchewan spongebath 

to give your brother/sister a sponge bath

JOE: last night i gave my Jessica a spongebath
DAVE:isnt that your sister?
JOE: ya .....it was a saskatchewan spongebath

saskatchewan spongebath by me1989 November 18, 2009

spongebanger 

A musical composition, often hip-hop/rap, involving the likeness of characters from the popular Nickelodeon cartoon series, "Spongebob".

"John, did you hear Glorb's newest spongebanger?"
"Yeah dude, that was indeed a spongebanger!"

spongebanger by robbyyyy March 23, 2024