A person who is of extreme (but very varied almost to the point of inability to use it) intelligence. These people will suck up bits of information like a sponge wherever they go. They also have a tendency to rapidly and haphazardly dispense this information when properly squeezed.
My friend here is a real sponge, just put him in a headlock and all sorts of inforamtion will come out.
a lazy, workshy tosser who would rather let his friends pay for everything than put his hand in his own pocket
Somebody who frequently benefits from the generosity of others, but never returns the favor.
"Jerry's been living with me for a week, sleeping on my couch, watching my DVDs, eating my food, borrowing my car, and using my internet all day long instead of looking for a job. And so far he hasn't even offered to pay for gas or cook a meal or anything. What a sponge."
if someone is shot a dozen times in an online game but doesn't die. He is called a sponge.
comes form the absorbing powers sponges have.
WTF he's a fucking sponge!
1. Birth control device.
2. Soaking device containing a wiping side and a soaking side for cleaning dishes.
1. This tuna tastes like a sponge.
2. This tuna tastes like a sponge, and not the kind of sponge that soaks up water and grime, but rather the kind that soaks up semen.
A person who has no desires for anyone of the same or opposite gender. Asexual. Reproduces with themselves.
Girl 1: I flirted with Thomas all night but he didn't seem to do anything! What the hell?
Girl 2: Don't worry, he is just a sponge.
A boogie board - a soft, spongey flotation device used to ride waves on one's belly.
Look at all the little kids on sponges out in the water.
A person who is terrible at videogames, and constantly sucks at it.
Random Sponge: Guys hurry up and run this way!
Davis Jose:You're a Sponge get out of our lobby, you always flank left.