A person who is of extreme (but very varied almost to the point of inability to use it) intelligence. These people will suck up bits of information like a sponge wherever they go. They also have a tendency to rapidly and haphazardly dispense this information when properly squeezed.
My friend here is a real sponge, just put him in a headlock and all sorts of inforamtion will come out.
by Tanaka December 17, 2004
a lazy, workshy tosser who would rather let his friends pay for everything than put his hand in his own pocket
yo morto its your round!
gotta go guys, some munter with DSL wants me to give her a hot beef injection
by ivor biggun February 20, 2004
Somebody who frequently benefits from the generosity of others, but never returns the favor.
"Jerry's been living with me for a week, sleeping on my couch, watching my DVDs, eating my food, borrowing my car, and using my internet all day long instead of looking for a job. And so far he hasn't even offered to pay for gas or cook a meal or anything. What a sponge."
by Deejster September 05, 2007
if someone is shot a dozen times in an online game but doesn't die. He is called a sponge.

comes form the absorbing powers sponges have.
WTF he's a fucking sponge!
by Dirk6 June 28, 2005
1. Birth control device.
2. Soaking device containing a wiping side and a soaking side for cleaning dishes.
1. This tuna tastes like a sponge.
2. This tuna tastes like a sponge, and not the kind of sponge that soaks up water and grime, but rather the kind that soaks up semen.
by El Barto June 13, 2004
A person who has no desires for anyone of the same or opposite gender. Asexual. Reproduces with themselves.

Girl 1: I flirted with Thomas all night but he didn't seem to do anything! What the hell?

Girl 2: Don't worry, he is just a sponge.
by Rorshock April 13, 2009
A stingy prick who likes nothing more than to benefit from the generosity of his god-like friends.
Lewis: Hey man, where's michael? I haven't seen him all night.

Spencer: Ahhh Lew, he's being a sponge, trying to soak up some of Rory's jagermeister...

Lewis: *sighs* Typical Michael, typical sponge...
by StingRayEnock January 10, 2012
A word used by males to "piss off" the female gender. This is often found around High-Schools.
Guy: haha look at this sponge (points at the female)
Guy: wow sponge this (says when with female)
by Weknowall(Highschool) November 04, 2010

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