noun; portmanteau of ‘sports’ and ‘boner’; athletic metaphor meaning: a team or an athlete performs so well that it effects one sexually; applies to both men and women; verb: sponerise
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 6, 2013
by Beavis January 19, 2004
When two people are spooning, and the big spoon gets a boner and therefore pokes the little spoon in the ass/thigh region
by The Girls of 44 January 15, 2008
spiritual boner
a)a hardness in the crotch area when you are spiritually aroused
b)a sexual arousal when spiritually blessed
c)spiritual mind boner
does not have anything to do with lust
a)a hardness in the crotch area when you are spiritually aroused
b)a sexual arousal when spiritually blessed
c)spiritual mind boner
does not have anything to do with lust
by tenaya-thuggin April 28, 2009
A sponer is when a dude is wearing a speedo and he has a fucking huge boner
It is just completly noticable
And very HARD to hide!
It is just completly noticable
And very HARD to hide!
Person 1"LOL did you just see that dude walk past!"
Person 2"ya no one could have missed that HUGE sponer"
Person 2"ya no one could have missed that HUGE sponer"
by Ilivu December 28, 2010
Matt had the biggest sponer ever so therefor he took a 4 hour nap.
Reece could barely move his arms and legs he was so tired, it could be said he had a big sponer.
Reece could barely move his arms and legs he was so tired, it could be said he had a big sponer.
by rts_27 February 9, 2010