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(verb) to engage in nerd-like behavior by spouting knowledge about totally irrelevant or uniteresting topics; to cement your lack of skills at social interaction by demonstrating your proviciciency in an obscure area of study.
(noun) one who engages in sponching behavior Friend of Sponch: ew, you have snot on your sleeve!
Sponch: Did you know that snot is just a colloquial term for the nasal mucus that's created by the nasal mucosa, and serves to protect the respiratory tract? Friend of Sponch: Could you please stop sponching in public? |
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A shortbread cookie topped with four marshmallows, two pink and two white, with shredded coconut, and often found with a squirt of jelly on top, and, occasionally, sprinkles. Sponch originates in Mexico and is manufactured by Marinela Bakeries. It is an all-purpose food, with for a wide variety of uses. It's quite versatile; it's a verb, a noun, and an adjective. Ric: How was the soccer game?
Neida: It was awesome! We smeared sponch all over them! "Will you pick up some sponch while you're out?" |
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Punching a female in the lady parts. Otherwise known as snatch punching Jordan just sponched Kayleigh
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one who is wierd and awkward Dahli the artist is a sponch like no other.
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A condition in which an individual is unable to perform the act of intercourse due to excessive alcohol consumption. This can be used when referring to a male unable to maintain an erection or a female who is unable to climax due to her inebriation. Also see Whiskey dick ie;"How was it last night with that dude? Fuck, it was awful, I couldn't cum I had the sponch."
ie; "She won't talk to me after I got the sponch on her birthday." |
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The back of one's hand between the knuckle and the wrist. Man 1: "Dude, my night was ruined when the bouncer totally "X"ed by sponch."
Man 2: "Man, I get that every night..." |
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sponch- "own" someone or something, in otherwords show your supiriority.
see pwn I just sponched your gonch!
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