splunk

to fall onto a couch or bed in an extreemly lazy manner with little or no energy expended

After that history test friday, I just went home and splunked.

by Stevieled March 31, 2006

splunk

Ejaculation Fluids that come out of a penis and,(or) vagina

i splunked on her face as she grabed her titties

by Noahwashere October 31, 2006

Splunked

To be very drunk, high, or both at one time. An over all under the influence state of mind.

Dude Matt is fucked up, yeah hes totally splunked.

by BadLarry4 December 24, 2014

Splunk

1.The noise an axe makes when it gets lodged into one's skull

2.A large half-ork creature who has an I.Q of 2 and is illiterate. He enjoys animals and killing things that are mean to him or to his friends. He has no sense of pain as his low intelligence has left it completely null and void. Splunk is the by product of a human father and an ork mother. He has a large family which includes his full-ork brother Kerplunk. Splunk travels with an adventuring party through the land of Galador trying to save the world. He has a huge love of animals and desires to be a "Puppyflamethrowerkitty" daddy.

Example 1:"wow that was a loud splunk my axe made"

Example 2: "Dammit Splunk why did you blow up my bar!"

by Charleston Grampen June 10, 2009

splunk

Deviant, gay, prison-sex thang. Similar to tossing the salad. Upon completing anal sex and gizzing in the ass, a straw is used to then suck the gizz out of the ass.

Bubba enjoyed watching the new guy splunk Jed.

by ImperialFleet June 24, 2003

splunk

To puke while having sexual intercourse.

John was so drunk yesterday that he splunked all over the mattress.

by wesdudes October 12, 2011

splunk

A cross between a slut and a punk.

Wearing "I'm Punk" shirts, studded pink belts, pink converse shoes and admiring Avril Lavigne generally qualifies one for this category.

You may see the splunk species at your next concert. Keep a watchful eye out for them, as they can be dangerous and/or lame.

by Vee Campbell August 2, 2005