splotion 

Any lotion that may be used effectively for mind-blowing male maturbatory sessions.

If I had had some splotion, my night would have been much better after my girlfriend left me.

splotion by Scottie R September 7, 2008

splotion 

The dilemma one finds oneself when using lotion, and getting way too much in their hands. The person then finds someone else to take some of what they have.

"Aw man, I had a splotion. Could you take some of this off my hands?"

splotion by RobinKate November 29, 2007

poo-splosion 

When a baby has such a massive poo that it shoots out the top and/or leg holes of the diaper.

Oh no, the baby had a poo-splosion! Now we both need a change of clothes.

poo-splosion by stargazer7777 January 7, 2010

love 'splosion 

Cumming

I made a love 'splosion all over her face, the wall, bed......

love 'splosion by Rainsinger June 3, 2009

-splosion

Suffix, added to the end of a noun. Such words refer to a type of explosion.

Dude: Did you see that guy's hand-splosion?
Man: Yeah, his hand was F.U.B.A.R.

Dude: That James Bond movie was great.
Man: Totally, I loved the car-splosion!

-splosion by Digital-Ronin April 24, 2008

Laugh-Splosion 

An uncontrollable, extremely obnoxious explosion of pent up comedic energy.

That was so funny I couldn't contain my Laugh-splosion, I think I might have pissed myself a little bit.

Laugh-Splosion by Draeger Meister August 12, 2009

splosiontits 

A genre of movies which prominently features battle, fight or war scenes (explosions) and attractive females (tits).

Hey Chad wanna come over and watch a couple splosiontits flicks? I've got Iron Man 2 and Transformers 2 on DVD. Pick up a 12 pack of Natty Ice on the way.

splosiontits by Bro Dimaggio June 1, 2010