1. The toilet water that splashes you on the ass when taking an extra large dump.

2. A person who has been dumped that shows up to ruin an event such as a date.

1. "ahhhhh. SPLOUCHE. Oh damn. That sucks."

2. "Mary, didn't you dump Jake last week? WTH is he doing here? What a fucking SPLOUCHE."

Splouche by dagholio November 26, 2010

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splotch

The splattered crap on the inside of your undies after a violent fart.

I ate a chili dog last night, and splotched my sheets this morning.

splotch by anonymous March 28, 2004

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splotcher

A less voluminous variation of a wet fart where the fart leaves an irregularly shaped spot or stain on underwear or pants.

Although it was a loud fart, I wasn’t sure it was a splotcher until I saw the stain later that night.

splotcher by Roger C. July 14, 2006

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splotchy

When a girl's makeup runs after she's been crying, this is the word to describe all the nasty smearing and raccoon eyes.

(girl crying and wiping her tears)
"Ugh!! My face is all splotchy"

splotchy by Captain Jack's September 16, 2008

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