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1.
white fun toy for kids by nickelodeon
ahh, does this milk have splerm in it.

Hey mom, can I play with dads splerm?
by riann roberts January 01, 2008
 
2.
A mixture of semen and blood.
I splermed all over your face.
by Jenna April 18, 2005