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splerm by riann roberts January 11, 2008
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splerm • Splerming • sperm • sperm whale • sperm donor • sperm burper • sperm dumpster • sperm bank • Sperm Whaling • sperman
Splerm
Splerm by splermlicker2400 January 30, 2026
full of sperm
Maci : Hey did you see that Kelly, Keirsten, and Katie were all expecting!
Jamie : Yeah that would be a result of Chad He's full of sperm and never's hears the word no!
Maci : Oh shit me and Chad were together last night I hope I'm not pregnant too!
Jamie : Well he fucked me last week but luckly we were wearing rubbers!
Jamie : Yeah that would be a result of Chad He's full of sperm and never's hears the word no!
Maci : Oh shit me and Chad were together last night I hope I'm not pregnant too!
Jamie : Well he fucked me last week but luckly we were wearing rubbers!
full of sperm by JDawg 316 April 1, 2016
Mobile sperm bank
An individual who is a bit of a whore and addicted to semen often confused with a cum slut. They tend to be used as a sperm receptacle especially in a dogging session
You can see Dion must of walked by, he leaves a trail like a snail from his ass.... It’s because he is a mobile sperm bank... Must be filled to the brim again.. .
Mobile sperm bank by Dirk Rictor2 August 2, 2019
Sperm collector
Yeah, I know that Taylor's a sperm collector, but I don't have to worry about getting her pregnant. I've already been snipped!
Sperm collector by Chad Apollo December 14, 2017
Sperm Damage
Pain, that transcends physical or mental limitations, and affects the very genetic makeup of your future children. It is more severe than brain damage.
Occurs most often when someone says something so dull, insipid, or moronic that it causes mental distress/pain.
Occurs most often when someone says something so dull, insipid, or moronic that it causes mental distress/pain.
A: Bro, if you lost all your fingers, would you still try to masturbate?
B: Dude, your question just gave me sperm damage.
B: Dude, your question just gave me sperm damage.
Sperm Damage by MicahJoe February 11, 2022
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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