Splazz is the sound of a guy's jizz-gasm hitting a cement floor when he jacks off and his jizz-gasm lands on it.
I whacked off in the basement, and when I blew my load, I heard a big Splazz!
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"I think your paper is really boring. It needs splazz."
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To ejaculate.To cum .To blow a wad
Dude He pulled out shot the splazz all over her grill.
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Tired or lacking in energy. Often being splazzed can be relieved by eating for energy, going to the loo, drinking water or resting.
"I can't take any more: I am splazzed"
by Josh Bertram Martin April 20, 2008
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