splaser 

A compound word formed from the words Spartan and Laser.
Used when talking about the Spartan Laser weapon in Halo 3.

"Man, you just got owned by that guy with the splaser"

splaser by Skitchy November 20, 2007

spleaser 

spleaser comes from the word splasher, and i hope u know exactly what a splasher is, if not... ohhhh boay!

this is a popular word among SG-gangmembers in Hamburg, Germany!

this word can be used in different contexts.

e.g.

-Ron you spleaser, what up? (in this sentence its used as an alternative to fucker, but in a good way)

-Jay's spleaser is the smallest! (here the person is referring to J's spaghetti in the pants)

-Your the biggest spleaser / you're such a spleaser (dumbass, mofo, douchebag)

-You tha splease Cris (baoss, the best, babo, king)

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Sometimes it also referrs to girls called Lisa and Elizabeth as in Spleaser and Espleaserbeth!

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other times it's simply a little bit of jizz

SG Spleaser Scheißa-Gang jizz

spleaser by baosman November 21, 2013

Bowl splasher 

A huge shit. One that has enough force, to create a splash all the way up the bowl, usually after a late night.

Dean: How'd you find last night?
George: Was good, till i got home and had to do an absolute bowl splasher of a shit

Bowl splasher by janman543 April 16, 2009

Two Pound Butt Splasher

When you drop out a turd so big it splashes the toilet water up onto your ass.

"Man after I ate all that Mexican the next day I dropped out a two pound butt splasher."

Two Pound Butt Splasher by Robby K. December 20, 2005

sploser 

Coined by Adam Carolla of Loveline. Combination of "spaz" and "loser". Spaz as in the geek who owns his own comic book store and Loser as in someone who waits outside a studio for an hour and a half for Tia Carrere to sign a copy of Playboy so he can sell it on eBay for $26.

That guy is such a sploser.

sploser by MoonKnight December 4, 2002

dick splasher 

A whore with a vagina so loose that you can hear your dick splash inside.

-Would you have sex with Britney Spears?
-No man that's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
-Yeah you can probably hear your dick splash.
-She's a definite dick splasher!

dick splasher by realmenofgenius February 17, 2009

splasher 

The splash of water that hits your ass or nuts when you take a big shit and the water splashes back up

After that big poo the splasher made my whole ass wet

splasher by Yourleftnut March 28, 2003