A game invented by Australian larakins by which one person has a mouth full of liquid and the other(s) attempt to make them laugh so hard they either:

a) spit out the liquid
b) swallow the liquid and choke a little in the process.
In an attempt to avoid a spit or swallow she bent onver in an attempt to hold it in, only to be forehad wacked by his penis which made her spit it all out.
by ladypebs February 24, 2011
Top Definition
To spit or swallow after oral sex is actually a false choice, since these are not the only two options. In fact most girls (gay men as well) choose to swallow, or do not allow the man to come in their mouth at all. Very few intentionally take a load in the mouth only to spit it back out.
Man: So, spit or swallow, baby?

Woman: Umm... maybe you could come on my boobs instead?

Man: Oh. Uhh... yeah! That'd be awesome!
by GAW II May 25, 2008
Term refering to what choice you make as to what to do with a mouthful of male love juice.
Either way you are a cocksucking slut.
by PeeBee February 29, 2004
When using the word spit it means that you spit out the boys semen when it has filled your mouth. To swallow means to drink the semen. Swallow also means that you suck on boys dicks and you let their penis go deep into your throat.
Do you spit or swallow hooker? I spit if it tastes like shit and swallows if its good.
by Quinn S. March 22, 2006
Contraction for "When performing fellatio does she spit out the seminal fluid or swallow?".
The first question about every hot chick is whether or not she spits or swallows, whther they be a stud-muffin like myself, or a pencil necked geek like Ian. Ian's a geek!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004
this should be the first question in every male female relationship.
a guy;Hey Zach Thomas you spit or swallow? zach;Swallow of course.
by jl January 22, 2004
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