spiritual erection

A woman who you excites spiritually; to be bowled over or turned on in a spiritual sense. To be ignited by enlightenment.

Dude, I went and saw marianne williamson, I swear she gave me a spiritual erection! Man I'm just saying, OPRAH, WELL SHE GIVES ME A SPIRITUAL ERECTION.

by Lenny Payne October 30, 2010

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spirituality snob

A hypocritical person who claims to be "spiritual" and believes him/herself to have the best beliefs while looking down on others for believing in traditional religions such as Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Buddhism, etc. Because they choose to mix and match or even make up their own beliefs, spirituality snobs tend to be egotistic or narcissistic. A spirituality snob is very condescending and claims that everyone else is judgmental when in fact he or she is the most judgmental person in the room.

When will that spirituality snob shut up about how she claims she is so much better than anybody else?

by Major Madcat July 15, 2019

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Spiritual disability

Feeling an immaterial lack or void in the soul, due to being distant or disconnected from the divine(God, the ultimate truth),our true purpose, and higher values which are transcendent but have worldly presence.

Side effects include; (but not limited to)
Acedia

Hate
Materialism

Frustration

Anxiety

Confusion
Weakness

Psychological disorders

Lack of driving purpose

Dead heart
Inability to self actualize

Lack of excellence at worship and work
Obsession about other people and gossip
Lack of self focus

Problems dealing with other people

Lack of creativity

Lack of self confidence

Lack of objective morales and ethics
Lack of solid foundation for character and personality

Feeling like an empty shell

All our morale, ethical, psychological problems can be traced to a degree of spiritual disability.

by Slave 7 August 18, 2019

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Spiritual Freak

This is a whole new level of freak and it’s also known as the most evolved level of freak. This person likes to be freaky yet they are also into spirituality and finding their higher self. They are also known as the most intelligent and authentic limited edition type of freak. Once you got a spiritual freak, you should never let em go bc they’d never come back to a narcissistic loser. You can’t just have their loyalty and devotion, you’d have to prove to them, put in effort and work yo ass off. They are the realest of them all and do not I mean DO NOT MESS OR LIE TO THEM! They have that bullshit detector in between their eyebrows! You know what that called? A Third Eye. If you do mess with them, they don’t try to physically fight you like a low level thug, they will whip you into shape with their sassy, classy, uniquely witty remarks. Never cross these people unless you are full of loyalty and devotion because they will bring you the same if you do try to put in effort to talk to them. They can also come off as highly intimidating for being themselves which is why there are a lot of people that avoid them. They are their own unique breed that’s full of passion, life, and the craving for the unknown mysteries that linger.

-Written By An Actual Living Spiritual Freak

Hoe- I wish I was a spiritual freak
Mia- If u wanna do that, u gotta whole load of bullshit to take care of first

by Miapapz February 14, 2020

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Spiritual Twin

A person who is the exact same as you i.e same intrests, same type of family, same birthday, same pets. This would make the person your twin, but if you dont look anything alike it makes the person your spiritual twin. A spiritual twin is likely to share the same thoughts as you, and you are likely to "jinx" eachother on a regular basis.

Person 1:"My best friend is my twin."
Person 2: "but you dont look like twins?"

Person 1:"thats cause shes my Spiritual Twin!"
Person 2: "i now understand this concept completely"

by Savannah High June 7, 2010

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