spintranet 

Your corporate intranet, where you can read the official company spin. 'Nuf said.

(Derivation: from sp-intranet, where the sp is shorthand for Sharepoint.)

Check the spintranet if you're not sure of the official dress code.

spintranet by pretzlboy April 30, 2011

spinty

a smart creature with a big chin. It is not surprising to find it to have any sort of homosexual tendencies. he has masterd the your mum comeback and is known 2 dwell around kinross and dollar at times

Me: Hey dude, what's that up your ass?

Other Guy: Aw Crap, It must be a Spinty!!!

spinty by Colonel Mustard ! December 16, 2007

spentry 

ubber love.

God, they are such a Spentry

spentry by Michael Gibson March 29, 2010

Spinty

Describes the intense, icy, tingly, and slightly overwhelming feeling caused by strong minty products—like extra-strength gum, mouthwash, or peppermint oil. It’s not spicy, but it hits hard.

“This gum is so spinty my eyes are watering!”
“I love that toothpaste, but it’s a little too spinty before bed.”

Spinty by Person that invented spinty. July 21, 2025

spintraction 

Spintraction (noun):
The ancient dark art practiced by FOX News sorcerers, political handlers, and Washington Post wizards, wherein a completely irrelevant story — like a senator’s cousin’s TikTok or a staged culture war shouting match — is inflated into a national crisis to ensure no one notices the billionaires robbing the treasury, the planet melting, or democracy coughing up blood in the alley.

A portmanteau of spin and distraction, it’s the elite-approved mind confetti blasted into your face 24/7 so you’ll argue about American Eagle jeans while the masters of the universe rewrite the Constitution in a cigar lounge and bet on who will build the first resort on the beach in Gaza.

Usage:
“Today’s spintraction: Angry mobs debating the morality of Ms Rachel while Congress quietly legalizes sex trafficking.”

spintraction by MrsMaiselish July 30, 2025