Noun: English, taken from the words Spyder (spy-duh-er), and Bob Long Intimidator.
This is a hybrid gun, utilized by those whom can't afford an Intimidator, but already own a Spyder by the Kingman paintball company. By installing cheaply bought items from an Intimidator, they can then be installed into a spyder receiver, or body. Making the gun shoot much like, if not better than a stock Intimidator! Very fast, and smooth. No more kick!
I was mowing some muppets with my intimidator, and it broke, so I brought out the old spyder, and mowed more shrub. I got to thinking, "maybe the two would make a better one?! Muppet mower Spimmy!
The clenched butt cheek walk/run one finds themselves making to reach the nearest toilet before raining a gush of explosive diarrhea in their pants after eating too many chimichangas (or even one funky one).
Got drunk last night and ate 3 chimichangas. Seemed smart at the time, but woke up this morning with the Chimmy Shimmy. Damn near crapped myself!
Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim
"I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." - Bubble Bass