spermageddon 

N. A state of post-coital exhaustion caused by excessive ejaculation such that sperm count temporarily drops to zero.

After the fifth round Teemu groaned, rolled over, and sank into sweet, cuddle-free sleep. The countdown to spermageddon began.

spermageddon by Nicnoc November 25, 2010

Spermiage 

English version of the Polish word "spermiarz"

It's basically a simp, who only perceives others as someone attractive/future partner.
First they see (spermiage can be of any gender) is the looks of others.

*watching a reality show*
-- Wow, look at her/him, she's/he's so attractive.
-- Holy fuck, dude, can you focus at the show and not at the looks of others? You're such a spermiage.

Spermiage by Maciasz November 28, 2020

Spermbag 

A disrespectful way to identify a man. The word was first used by the bartender of a lesbian bar in the series "Fresh off the boat".

Are these two spermbags causing you any trouble?

Spermbag by Drivermate August 31, 2015

spermaglite 

Sperm standing upward.

noun: "Wow did you see the spermaglite i left on Debbies chin last night it was standing straight up"

Verb: " Im going to spermaglite a huge load on your bed if you dont stop your juvenile antics"

spermaglite by larrylamour May 1, 2009

Spermagulation 

Spermagulation is semen clogging the urethra. This side affect occurs if you do not urinate shortly after sexual intercourse or masturbation. It can become quite painful if this is not taken care of post haste.

"SHIT! My penis is on fire! I should have cleared out my urethra sooner than later to avoid the retched spermagulation."

Spermagulation by Grantyy October 19, 2008

Spermagator 

A male who is constantly trying to pump his sperm in or upon his woman. Sometimes it can be on an inanimate object as well. He doesnt really care where as long as he gets to dump his load.

My boyfriend is such a spermagator, last night he dumped a load in me, one on my back and one on my pillow for good measure.

Spermagator by 077 October 24, 2008

sperm rag

A person who allows everyone to cum inside.

Fawn is sperm rag.

sperm rag by chikilove July 14, 2022