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2 definitions by larrylamour

Sperm dripping downward. This was made famous by Ben Stiller in "There's Something About Mary".
noun: "You should have seen the spermactite i left on Debbie's chin last night."

Verb: " Im going to spermactite ya right in the eye"
by larrylamour May 01, 2009
Sperm standing upward.
noun: "Wow did you see the spermaglite i left on Debbies chin last night it was standing straight up"

Verb: " Im going to spermaglite a huge load on your bed if you dont stop your juvenile antics"
by larrylamour May 01, 2009