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Spermburper 

Your girlfriend, an anonymous gutterslut, or some fairy who swallows your load, then burps up the rather unpleasent smell of your bleach scented salty nutbutter.
Man, did you smell Francis's breath? That spermburper must have been smokin pole again last nite!
Spermburper by Timbers December 18, 2005

Spermburger 

When a guy releases his load into a girls buns.
Last night I was doing a chick in the ass and created the best sperm burger ever.
Spermburger by jasom February 9, 2004

spermburper 

A person whose breath commonly smells of semen; a derogatory term for a person who commits many acts of fellatio
That cumsponge is a syphylitic spermburper!
spermburper by Billious Normanus November 24, 2003

Sperm burgle 

The act of being a sperm burglar.
Mike, "I have a similar problem."
Dave, "you've been sperm burgled too?!?!?!"
Sperm burgle by Lukethesod November 2, 2008

spermburger 

the Nerd in your school that everbody makes fun of everyday because school is boring.
James A.K.A. Boflex is the biggest spermburger in Atherton High School.
spermburger by John Nowyorkas March 10, 2008

spermgurgler 

The art of gurgling sperm in your mouth before you spit or swallow. Can also be used as in insult.
My gunlce is one of the best spermgurglers around. You are such a spermgurgler!!
spermgurgler by spermgurgle August 1, 2005