17 definitions by jasom

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When a guy releases his load into a girls buns.
Last night I was doing a chick in the ass and created the best sperm burger ever.
by jasom February 09, 2004

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A bar of soap with an over abundance of pubic hair on it.
We found a bar of pube soap in the shower.
by jasom February 09, 2004

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A penis that everyone makes fun of.
When he whipped out his weiner, everyone laughed at his riddledick.
by jasom February 09, 2004

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A word decribing decrepit teeth that is derived from the fact that Earl is a common name for a homeless person. (Homeless people usually have bad teeth and are named Earl)
When the girl made eye contact with me I thought she was pretty hot until she smilled and I realized she had earlteeth.
by jasom February 09, 2004

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Perfectly spherical pieces of shit.
Some A-hole forgot to flush and left two burshapples in the toilet.
by jasom February 09, 2004

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1)The act of eating a Spermburger. (see spermburger)

2)When someone gives a rim job after busting in a girl's ass.
My friend gave a girl a Dirty Mcdonald.
by jasom February 09, 2004

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A sexual position which entails a man placing his weiner in a woman's mouth and his balls on her eyes. The name scuba diver was derived from the fact that the dick is the snorkel and the balls on her eyes act as the goggles. The rest of the scrotum acts as the mask.
The girl was pissed when she found out what her boyfriends scuba diving lessons entailed.
by jasom February 12, 2004

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