Spermatitis 

A condition where toxic sperm causes itching, dry skin or a rash on swollen, reddened skin directly around an orifice. In the southern hemisphere it may cause the skin to blister, ooze, crust or flake of. Which is also worth noting that these flakes are a valid source of nutrition in many developing 3rd world nations.

No homo bro, is there something stronger than head & shoulders for my spermatitis?

Spermatitis by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Spermatoptysis

Medical term for coughing up a mixture of sperm and seminal fluid after, for example, a hard night of partying.

Paris Hilton had quite severe Spermatoptysis when she visited Southpark (See episode 812, Southpark)

Spermatoptysis by ParisKheKhilton March 6, 2011

spermadicular 

As in a particular motion . Erratic but with a purpose

The guy was moving in a spermadicular motion towards the the beer keg.

spermadicular by little Davey March 19, 2015

spermactite 

Sperm dripping downward. This was made famous by Ben Stiller in "There's Something About Mary".

noun: "You should have seen the spermactite i left on Debbie's chin last night."

Verb: " Im going to spermactite ya right in the eye"

spermactite by larrylamour May 1, 2009

spermatically  

A term often used on Corporate Conference calls to illustrate when similar things appear or happen at irregular intervals in time; occasional:

Often used publicaly.

Toni spermatically articulates herself by inventing a new word.

in a sporadic manner; "he only works sporadically"

spermatically by DanielD April 15, 2007

Speratic 

This word can have many meanings.

1) Very excited; great temptation , and ready for anything.
2) Crazy and ridiculous.
3) In Love.
4) And an adverb for acting like a fucking lunatic.

This word can be used to describe lots of situations and events. and people.

1) Chris was acting speratic at the party last night, because he took 9 X pills.

2)Did you hear about what jill did this weekend? She was acting so speratic, like a crazy whore.

3)Look over there john, i think its adorable how chris and chyanne are so speratic over eachother.

4)Billy found out how speratic monkeys can be when he broke into the zoo and tried to fuck one.

Speratic by fmaol February 1, 2010

psycho-spermatic-umbilical connection 

A psychological, spiritual and natural connections of a child with both; his/her father and mother.

I couldn't have achieved my dreams without psycho-spermatic-umbilical connection (I so-call it).

This connections works faster than the supersonic rate.
Thank you mum & dad!

psycho-spermatic-umbilical connection by Annie/linguistic consultant February 11, 2020