spenk 

Wearside. Descriptive of a gimp; one who is something of a gonk.

Not a term I ever heard before I started working in Sunderland, but I was called it there on a daily basis.

Hawaire man Charlie y'fuckin spenk.

spenk by Lord Grimcock August 25, 2007

Spenk 

A geek or nerd who concentrates his Nerdishness on one particular thing.

This can often be used as an insult informing that person that they are being a geek about something and to stop it.

Dan like fish, I wish he'd shut up about them hes a right fish spenk.

Jimmy stop rapping your rubbish you Spenk!

Spenk by David Gowans June 12, 2005

Spenk 

A complete disabled retard

'Fuck Stacy'
'Yeah what a SPENK'

Spenk by Sexy Chav5023458256 April 15, 2019

Spenk 

when u splooge in youre eye.

i was jerkin about carmen electra and nothin came out so i took a closer look and got spenked

Spenk by J-pimp August 29, 2005

Spenk 

The last dribbles of ejaculate when one has come to the end of one's best performance.

The lowly offerings generated by a pair of wanked flat bollocks usually following a marathon session.

From spent spunk.

"I was trying to claw my way to the door while she was pulling me back into the room. She'd milked me clems 4 times already, all I had left was me spenk!"

Spenk by Psyclist October 6, 2013

Spenk 

First poo of the day is a spenk

Hhm, I've just had a spenk and it's only 7am

Spenk by Fishstick September 19, 2003

Spenk 

Open to interpretation

He’s such a spenk

Spenk by davedandan October 8, 2020