spending amnesia 

Trying to recall where and when you spent all your money normally when that said money is needed. Occurs because of bad spending habits and fucking awesome party nights.

"Dude, I'm so bad with money! It just disappears."

"You might have spending amnesia. I remember you lost at beer pong then hit the pubs with those trannys.'"

spending amnesia by whydee September 16, 2011

spending the morning gold 

The first piss of the day.

I always begin my day by going to the toilet and spending the morning gold.

spending the morning gold by time-it August 21, 2010

spending money 

The money you have left after you have paid all your bills for the month. This is money you can spend on whatever the hell you want or save towards something big.

Joe had no spending money left after paying for his girlfriend's shopping spree.

spending money by bigjohnson May 3, 2014

Spending Time In the Shower 

Masterbating

Even though he's seventeen, he's not spending time in the shower.

Spending Time In the Shower by stella the pug July 23, 2010

Daylight Spendings 

Antonym for daylight savings

Im glad daylight savings time is over, now back to normal life with daylight spendings.

Daylight Spendings by 123four March 25, 2009

Minister of Resources and Spending 

A satirical or humorous acronym expansion created as a playful parody of the traditional title "Mrs." used for married women. In this context, "MRS" is humorously reimagined to stand for "Minister of Resources and Spending," implying a lighthearted association between married individuals and their roles as decision-makers or managers of household resources and expenditures. This parody acronym is not an official or conventional title but is employed for comedic effect or commentary on the responsibilities often associated with married life.

Used Car Salesman: So, my man, are you going to buy the Delorean today? It won't last long!

Married Man: I'm really interested, but I'll have to run it by the Minister of Resources and Spending first.

Minister of Resources and Spending by gonzobrains September 13, 2023

Offense spending 

The enormous budget of the Pentagram in DC. It is used to put troops in 120 nations in 700 bases. It is justified with continuous scare tactics of bin Boogeyman and underwear bombers.

The Repukes want to cut government spending but refuse to cut Offense spending.

Offense spending by Kopernikus November 7, 2010