On February 11th is National give your girlfriend/boyfriend attention. Spend time with them and talk to them a lot
Bf:”Hey baby I just Needed to tell you I love you.”
Gf:”Why are you giving me so much attention?”
Bf:”It’s February 11th it’s national spend time with your Gf/Bf day!”
Gf:”Why are you giving me so much attention?”
Bf:”It’s February 11th it’s national spend time with your Gf/Bf day!”
by Mooooooooooooioiiiooo January 23, 2021
Hey daddy, can i look at porn online at your computer pls i want fuck people real hard online :) Im a a big fat person whos also a gay ass pervert who spends all his time looking at porn
by __________E____________ August 12, 2018
something everyone who has made more than 2 definitions has asked themselves but ha not decided to ever get help for. you are not alone.
*opens computer *opens urban dictionary *types in " why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? " *realizes he is worthless
by Random schoolkid June 27, 2021
I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.
by ManHandle669969 April 17, 2017
OH! BRILLIANT! I (THE GENIUS SCREENWRITER THAT SUCCEEDED WHERE YOU FAILED) DIDN'T THINK OF THAT! IF ONLY MY BRAIN (WHICH HAS RECENTLY BEEN CITED MORE TIMES BY MAINSTREAM INTELLECTUALS THAN ANY OTHER AUTHOR) WORKED MORE GOODERS!
Hym "Right and business owners should just stopped getting robbed! People should just stop getting murdered too! I make 150% more than my previous job but the price of everything has increased by 250% I guess I should just go to the dollar store and by a bunch of cheap heavily processed food so I can contribute to the obesity crisis that you care so much about and drink out of the tap like the peasant slave that I am! Spend every day feeling sick to my stomach until I earn the right to spend my own money on food that isn't poison. It won't get me credit for any of the things I've written. I know!
Hym "Right and business owners should just stopped getting robbed! People should just stop getting murdered too! I make 150% more than my previous job but the price of everything has increased by 250% I guess I should just go to the dollar store and by a bunch of cheap heavily processed food so I can contribute to the obesity crisis that you care so much about and drink out of the tap like the peasant slave that I am! Spend every day feeling sick to my stomach until I earn the right to spend my own money on food that isn't poison. It won't get me credit for any of the things I've written. I know!
Maybe the business that refuses to give employees full-time so that they don't have to pay for health or dental insurance should be held accountable for the quality of life they provide for their employees because even though the skill required is low they need an indefinite amount of labor. Labor that consists of staving off the homeless crackheads and panhandlers that frequent the store and scraping shit off the floor because people (apparently) don't know how to use a toilet. I can't work more hours because the managers have labor quotas and don't have any ours to give. And that applies to BOTH of the jobs I'm working. I already AM spending less money because the only thing I pay for is bills and food and drink. I eat one meal a day now. 'WeLl gEt AnOtHeR jOb!' Says the retard. Even doing that would lead to a transitory period where I would run out of money because jobs never start new employees at the beginning of a pay period. Meaning it would take at least a month for me to get a full paycheck. Hopefully I can convince my landlord not to evict me until I get paid. I would literally have to save up money to be able to afford to switch jobs to a job where I make more money. Assuming that anyone hires me (which would also take time). You come here and do it. I can sit and regurgitate my opinion into the ether for and hour and I can do it better than YOU, so, let's see you come down to hell and do my thing. They have to weaponize schizophrenia at you too. Let's see it."
by Hym Iam May 2, 2023
Where you cleverly dodge the state "snack tax" by mostly using just cash-funds from your SSI check to purchase "basic staple" items like milk, cereal, produce, meat, etc, and reserve the allotment on your Food Stamps card for buying soft drinks, seltzer water, dry-roasted nuts, and other equally-simple stuff that's really just an ordinary everyday comestible, also, but the greedy government classifies it as a "snack food" so that they can charge you sales-tax if you use regular cash to pay for it, but the tax is "forgiven" if you buy it with Food Stamps.
I bought some bulk-bottles of unsalted dry-roasted peanuts so I'd have several months' worth of healthy snacks to munch on throughout the day, and by using strategic 'Stamps-spending, I saved several dollars in sales-tax.
by QuacksO May 14, 2019
Someone who spends countless amounts of money, yet never seems to run short of it. These people make loan sharks not even bother attempting to trick them into a miserable life of debt.
"How much spending money have you got, Ted?"
"$10 million!"
"And I thought people call you a big-spending frog because you're a rich fat guy."
"$10 million!"
"And I thought people call you a big-spending frog because you're a rich fat guy."
by P.W. Wills November 7, 2011