one who kills fat people with amazing speed. speedyfatslayers usually have amazing eyes, fun loving, silly, great sense of humor, has the cutest face, amazing gamer skills, has a huge penis, and oversized testicles.
Jake Gyllenhaal: Oh! Oh yes, Heath Ledger! Oh! Oh yes! It's like a big sausage! Oh yes!
Heath Ledger: That's right, Jake Gyllenhaal. It is. It's a speecy spicy sausage! How do you like that?
Jake Gyllenhaal: Oh yes!