A swimsuit that resembles the male briefs underwear. Often worn by athletes or guys who are swimming for exercise, but sometimes worn by old fat hairy men who don't know that they should be covering up. Named after the company "Speedo" that first started making them mainstream swimwear.
Advantages: provides support for your testicles and keeps your penis in a more comfortable position while you swim. Allows you to use your legs better when you swim, and doesn't fill up with air like normal trunks.
Disadvantages: shows off your whole body and only covers your privates, which makes it very disgusting to see old fat hairy men wearing them. Also shows off the general size of your private parts, which can be embarrassing if you have a very small package, because everyone would see your small bulge. A speedo without a decent layer of lining in the front will also make it very obvious if a guy's penis is circumcised.
Advantages: provides support for your testicles and keeps your penis in a more comfortable position while you swim. Allows you to use your legs better when you swim, and doesn't fill up with air like normal trunks.
Disadvantages: shows off your whole body and only covers your privates, which makes it very disgusting to see old fat hairy men wearing them. Also shows off the general size of your private parts, which can be embarrassing if you have a very small package, because everyone would see your small bulge. A speedo without a decent layer of lining in the front will also make it very obvious if a guy's penis is circumcised.
Yesterday, I went to the beach and there was a fat old hairy man wearing a speedo, so even his own family was embarrassed of him.
For my high school swim team, we all wear speedoes, so girls came to watch our swim meets to check out the bodies and the packages. But that makes Johnny embarrassed, because his package is small and has basically no bulge in his speedo.
For my high school swim team, we all wear speedoes, so girls came to watch our swim meets to check out the bodies and the packages. But that makes Johnny embarrassed, because his package is small and has basically no bulge in his speedo.
by imdoingstuffrightnow July 28, 2005
Speedo is a tight swimwear which is the Best for fast swimming. I am in a swim club here in europe and all my mates wear them
by Nic_Dandy June 23, 2019
by cooldudesixtyfour January 17, 2018
Too short shorts. Such as the type ballers wore in the 60's and 70's. Sadly many men still wear too short shorts today. See Wal-Mart,K-Mart or Piggly-Wiggly for examples.
by CBad Da Shredder December 7, 2011
by AYB March 10, 2003
A female who is obsessed with male swimmers, specifically
the ones who swim for Boston College and Nathan Adrian.
the ones who swim for Boston College and Nathan Adrian.
"I'm obsessed with swimmers, their bodies are perfectly shredded. I guess you could say that I am a speedo chaser"
by Thunthunthun October 15, 2013
Person 1: “Look at Kyle’s Speedo backpack!”
Person 2: “Yeah he’s definitely a Speedo Boy. I mean he wears one all year round.”
Person 2: “Yeah he’s definitely a Speedo Boy. I mean he wears one all year round.”
by Bobbio Santana October 17, 2019