vanity spectacles

n. Phrase used to indicate someone's ego is inflated.

Bob thinks his crib is all that, but he's looking through his vanity spectacles.

by gnostic1 December 3, 2010

Testicle Spectacles

The placement of one's testicles on the eye sockets of a partner

She had a problem seeing in the dark so I suggested she look through some testicle spectacles.

by Bob Engag December 7, 2009

Snapchat Spectacles

Completely useless

Person A-“Hi I want to waste a lot of money!”
Person B-“ Dude you should totally buy those Snapchat spectacles”
Person A- “ Um why”
Person B-“ Bc Snapchat made them and they cost money”
Person A-“Wow your so smart”

by Not me;) March 17, 2018

shit tinted spectacles

Opposite of the metaphorical "rose-tinted spectacles", whose wearers see only the bad points in something.

Stop looking back through shit tinted spectacles!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

A Grand Negro Spectacle

An Unusual Sight or Public Display

Sarvin Had sex in public.
Dina: That's a Grand negro spectacle

by chuudotcom February 5, 2022

spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch

An easy way to remember "The Sign of the Cross" in Christianity, more specifically, Catholicism.

John couldn't remember which order to sign his cross, and Tim said, "Heck man, that's easy. Go like this, spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch." He then demonstrated.

by XsTaTiKaL September 15, 2013

Looking through the devil's spectacles

The exact opposite of viewing life through rose-colored glasses. Only seeing the bad in people and situations. Blinds the viewer to the truth.

Maybe she would see all the good this person has done in the community if she wasn't looking through the devil's spectacles.

by zapped70 March 7, 2021