the lifeguard speciality take talent. When you are either fuckin a girl or getting dome you pull out and hold down her arms. Then you proceed to cum all over her nose so she looks like a lifeguad with sunscreen on the tip of her nose. If her nose is not big enough you can blow the remaining jizz all over her face just for shits and giggles.
Avery: "I am so mad at Carlos"
Kayra: "Why is that Avery?"
Avery: "Well, last night he gave me a mean lifeguard specialty because I gave him a birmingham booty call the night before..."
Kayra: "I love lifeguard specialties!!!!"
Kayra: "Why is that Avery?"
Avery: "Well, last night he gave me a mean lifeguard specialty because I gave him a birmingham booty call the night before..."
Kayra: "I love lifeguard specialties!!!!"
by poooooop March 17, 2008
A sexual act in which a man ejaculates and rubs the ejaculate onto his partners face around bedtime. It will dry overnight and can then be peeled off in the morning to cleanse pores.
Friend 1: “Damn girl your skin looks so good!”
Friend 2: “Thanks, my man has been giving me specialty face masks every night.”
Friend 2: “Thanks, my man has been giving me specialty face masks every night.”
by SillyWilly6969 May 5, 2023
The White Guy Specialty is a face that white guys use when the are completely perplexed and befuddled, their mouth will close while their jaw drops.
by K-smash bros May 1, 2023
A sexual act in which Daniel Tosh visits your home along with Frankie Muniz and proceeds to stuff pre-chewed skoal into your grandfather's asshole, chop his own urethra off and then suck the skoal out of your grandfather's asshole with it. All while Frankie Muniz sits there jacking off.
Mom: "Hey Son can you come down for dinner?!"
Son: "Not right now Mom! Daniel Tosh is in here giving me the Daniel Tosh Specialty because he has nothing better to do besides making shitty jokes on TV!"
Mom: "Okay, I'll just store your food in my hairy cooch!"
Son: "Not right now Mom! Daniel Tosh is in here giving me the Daniel Tosh Specialty because he has nothing better to do besides making shitty jokes on TV!"
Mom: "Okay, I'll just store your food in my hairy cooch!"
by Mike Hunt Cunt Bag June 18, 2010
The king of all Gawk Gawk that was forbidden after its last use. Not only sucks the soul out of its "victim," but also sucks off the soul as well. Leaves one in a vacuum that disables spermatogenesis for the next month.
Dude, how have you made it this far in No Nut November?
Simple, my girlfriend gave me The Forbidden Gawk Gawk Supreme Suction Specialty 5000 on Halloween.
Simple, my girlfriend gave me The Forbidden Gawk Gawk Supreme Suction Specialty 5000 on Halloween.
by HeraX September 16, 2020
Anal sex with a Canadian
by pybbjkkkk November 8, 2021
Sucking so much cock and ingesting so much semen that you have to be medvaced To your nearest hospital to have your stomach pumped free of cum.
by PwillIsGay September 12, 2020