spaznastics 

After spending a good amount of time in a public bathroom smoking crack, you are transformed into a 'JunkHero'. You no longer are subdued to the lower class 'normal' citizen, you have a power that is freakishly uncontrolable by any human being. Consumed by pure EVIL and the hunger for more crack weighing in at about 115lb., Captain Ross the veitnam vet that could easily bench press a tart cart with his 'Bear Claw' of a hand, down the block pushin easily 278lbs. pure CockD will get his shit pushed in and piss running down his leg because u have Spaznastics.

Fuck that I dont give a shit if he had A year in MMA or not. He gets paid so I'm gonna throw SPAZNASTICS on him and get paid.

spaznastics by Damien "Cruz" Spicoli July 25, 2010

spaztastic

a person who spazzes out alot, hyper, acts like a crackhead without doing crack, often mistaken for a overly-joyed druggie, chronic, crazy.

look at her over there all spaztastic, she needs to calm down.

spaztastic by callme;) October 23, 2010

spaztastic

an exclamation deriving from fantastic for a state of extreme happiness to the extent of convulsing into spasms.

A: I fuckin raped that chem test.
B: Spaztastic!

spaztastic by mad hatter February 25, 2005

spaztastic

being happy enough to spaz out randomly at any moment

that was a spaztastic day

spaztastic by Living-sin March 2, 2008

Spaztastic

Extremely spazmatic; unstable at what one is doing

Holy cow that boy is spaztastic!

Spaztastic by Empress Kikikens February 19, 2004

spaznastic 

achieving slight annoyingness through random and extreme bursts of hyper activity

that man is nothing but a spaznastic turd

spaznastic by joe burblyturd August 2, 2017

Spazmastic 

Spastic and fantastic combined.
THEREFORE CREATING SPAZMASTIC!
Think of it as spaztics and fantastics love-child.
A Spazmastic attack is called a Spazmasm.

'Those girls are so spazmastic they look like they are having spazmasms every second!'

Spazmastic by Coxy and Issy! July 3, 2008