Irish Water Spaniel 

A large breed of spaniel, the oldest and rarest of them.

It has a thick, waterproof, curly liver-coloured coat which although looks similar to that of a poodle in texture, is actually very soft and fluffy.

Their most distinguishing features are their bright yellow eyes and their strange, hairless, rat-like tails. They also have webbed feet.

It is impossible to keep this dog out of the water, so don`t even try.

Person 1 - `Hey, is that a poodle?'
Person 2 - 'No, check the tail. That's an Irish Water Spaniel'

Irish Water Spaniel by Ayra April 8, 2010

Spaniel Shot 

A topless photograph of a girl with particularly droopy bosoms.

Derived from the term 'Spaniels Ears'.

"Oh man, I finally persuaded Jo to send me a picture of her tits last night, turned out it was a right Spaniel Shot, I had to kick her to the curb"

Spaniel Shot by CF Enterprises November 16, 2011

caca spaniel 

A dog pooping on a baby.

- First heard on How I Met Your Mother

Dude, google caca spaniel! It's hilarious!

caca spaniel by yourgreatestcreation May 21, 2011

spazoe 

Her sweetness kindness and everything about her makes me whole entire day she means the whole entire world to me thanks for coming in my life.

I love you spazoe

spazoe by - your bsf <3 May 26, 2021

randy spaniel 

One who has the desire or tendency to chase skirt or some other appealing object.

Burton Guster, you randy little spaniel.

Smelling that pizza is making me one randy spaniel.

randy spaniel by thornhero March 4, 2011

Spazi 

A spastic Nazi

Heil Hitler! Nein, don't heil Hitler, er ist ein SPAZI!

Spazi by Verkaiser July 28, 2011

Spazex

Potent anti-psychosis drug in same class as Seroquel. Controls spastic, impulsive behaviors including desire to spray-paint freeway overpasses with graffiti at late night. Not FDA approved.

"What the fuck's wrong with you, Homes ? You tweakin' ?"

"Doc says 50 mg Spazex and my tagging days are over."

Spazex by Miguel del Borracho April 21, 2011