To slap somone with a spatula
Thats it, I'm going to spatulate you!
To remove by means of scraping.
"He jumped from so high up, we had to spatulate his brains off the tops of his shoes"
v. to bludgeon some with a spatula
If you keep bothering me while I'm cooking, I will spatulate you.
The act of striking someone or something with a spatula, usually to punish a stupid act.
Bob dropped all of the delicious cookies as he was taking them out of the oven. Mike spatulated Bob because of the waste of perfectly good cookies.
To be beaten Severely by a beaver tail....this originates from the similarity between a beaver tail and a spatula...and must be used at every opportunity
"Your about to get spatulated"
-Something you do
-To spit up
Mrs.Espenshade, Billy just spatulated on the floor.
Haha, he just spatulated on your shoe!