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spartage 

A specific type of ownage, traditionally announced by the phrase "THIS IS SPARTA!" and immediately followed by a swift kick to the chest. A spartage is ideally performed on the edge of a cliff or a large well, but if you happen to be away from these locations, bear in mind that an effective spartage is one that creates a considerable mess.
Yesterday as I was walking back to my car, I noticed a cop writing something next to it. He said: "You're in a bus zone, I'll have to write a parking ticket." I stared at him and replied: "Parking ticket? THIS IS SPARTA!" and I kicked him in the chest. Taken by surprise, he fell backwards and landed on the street. He had just enough time to say "What the f-" before a bus ran over him and splattered him across the pavement. (bus-assisted spartage)
spartage by r0ji April 18, 2008
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Spaceage (adjective) is a retro-sounding term for awesome or, occasionally, trippy. Originated by a group on facebook.
"Hey, dude, did you see the last episode of Heros?"
"Yeah man, that was spaceage."
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Sparkage 

The feeling one experiences before a kiss is imminent.
This feeling of Sparkage comes upon especially with a first kiss and the awkward advances that follow it.
Sparkage by Ma-Rak February 21, 2009

Sparkage 

Sparkage is when two or more people get together and smoke some gas.
Fuckface 1: “Bro do u got Sparkage”
Fuckface 2: “Dialage”
Fuckface 1 : “Ight nah sayin”
Sparkage by Dialage April 18, 2021

Shareage 

The act of sharing or sum total of a person's sharing
Dude, no need to go overboard on the shareage. We wanna keep this on the down low, yo.
Shareage by HAILaTOM December 16, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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