Spappy 

The simple blend of spam and crappy. Often used to describe something truly grody that is endorsed by a higher authority or the majority.

My high school yearbook was so spappy this year.

My sister is dating the spappiest guy, how can anyone like him?

Spappy by greenfaerie38 December 18, 2006

Spappy 

A person with a flat, straight, style-less or flairless wet or wet-looking comb-over, the wet comb-over itself, an oily-haired comb-over, an oily haired comb-over with chunks of dandruff or other abnormal or unexpected particulate matter, or any feature of a person having said variations of the comb-over that reminds you of that person having said variations of the comb-over.

The hair of a 1920's era poor farmboy using too much pomade after not washing for 7 weeks; a person having a barber style cut from a 92 year old barber who learned his trade in the 1920's; a person who doesn't wash hair often (say, less than once every two weeks) and uses the same cheap, bendy black comb with embedded scalp flake chunks to comb their hair in a comb-over pattern, whether the comb-over technically is needed or not. "Gee, that guy's hair is really spappy."

Spappy by doubleduck August 12, 2012

Sapphyre 

She is everything you can want in a friend, bestfriend, and girlfriend. She is caring, loving, sweet, Shy at first, Funny at times, athletic, and amazingg in every way. But one of the many great things about her is her Smile a smile that will make you smile and will always remeber it. She gets along with people and never been in a fight but won't back down if it's ever time too handle her business at any time.

Sapphyre is a sweet girlfriend

Sapphyre by Sapphyre March 13, 2017

Sapphyre 

string bean, beautiful, long hair, half black, mermaid,

Fine, lovable, Dre, Yummy, Sapphyre

Sapphyre by ABDJDMI December 24, 2009

Spappy 

a nasty squirty shit. when you shit so hard, it spaps up the inside of the toilet bowl, sometimes even hitting you in ass cheeks. very disgusting

oh my gosh, im not cleaning up this big ole spappy poo.

Spappy by haleyandcrystal March 16, 2014

sapphy 

A very derogatory term to describe a lesbian or bisexual woman

Have you seen Linda holding hands with Chrissy? What a fucking sapphy!

sapphy by NofreedomX0X0 July 26, 2017

Sapphyre 

My immediate thought when I meet Sapphyre was holy shit I'm going to scissor the fuck out of her for the rest of my life. Upon getting to know her better I realized I couldn't have picked a better life-long scissor partner. She is a giver, lover, liker of fucked off fun shit with a heart and soul that outshines my favorite glitter. If you ever get a chance to befriend this magical creature, then you better do your best to keep her casting light unto your life.

I never understood the greatness of scissoring until Sapphyre came along, and suddenly both she and scissoring became a staple part of my life.

Sapphyre by Gingerpoo April 5, 2019