Spankadoodle 

a Legendary fluffy blue creature that spies on its enemy's. the spankadoodle is a word used when you have lost something precious to you

Has anyone seen my spankadoodle

Spankadoodle by Lucca Clarkson June 11, 2018

Spankadex 

The "pictures" of hotties in your mind. The hot chicks at the mall earlier in the day that you think about while you spank off at home

Like a rolodex in your mind of all the hotties that you know.

Me: Dude! Check out that hottie!
You: Man, she is fine, I am going to add her to my spankadex

Spankadex by Beerbomber January 10, 2009

Spankadelic 

Something so sexy that its like being sexually spanked.

Fred: Yo man, I hooked up wit' Emily and Amanda last night, then I got me some poon tang from this other girl Reshanda.

Daniel: DAMN Fred, that Spankadelic

Spankadelic by Brosif Joesif February 27, 2010

Spankadex 

A metaphorical Rolodex of memories with which one sorts through for the purposes of masturbation

"I just saw a video of my best friend banging his chick. That is SO going in the Spankadex."

"The wet t-shirt party was a veritable cornucopia of Spankadex Entries"

Spankadex by DirtyOldBlackGuy October 17, 2012

Spankmeister 

1. An extraordinarily attractive and masculine older man who makes younger women wet with anticipation for slow hand, orgasmic fulfillment. Selleck-like.
2. Formal title of creator of world famous Spanky Rolodex (TM).
3. Fourth degree Knight of KONA, and wearer of the fez.
4. Babe magnet.

Mickey: Did you see those strippers? They were all over that guy like white on rice!
Norton: Dude, he's a chuffin' Spankmeister!

Le Broyeur: Da wimins can't get enough o Spankmeister lovin.

Spankmeister by Freak Switch 11 August 29, 2006

Spanktarded 

It is the feeling of pure retardation after a long series of BDSM Spanking. You are unable to speak, communicate or operate your body. You are in a euphoria state or subspace from spanking.

"Oh man, those spank marks look rough, you okay?"
"ya, i was completely spanktarded after them"

Spanktarded by Stephanie Steamweaver April 24, 2014

spankidextrous 

The ability to spank with equal efficiency using either hand.

oh my gawd, did ya see the way that guy was spanka yo, wot a spankidextrous !

spankidextrous by smart pants guy October 11, 2013