Spankmeister

1. An extraordinarily attractive and masculine older man who makes younger women wet with anticipation for slow hand, orgasmic fulfillment. Selleck-like.
2. Formal title of creator of world famous Spanky Rolodex (TM).
3. Fourth degree Knight of KONA, and wearer of the fez.
4. Babe magnet.

Mickey: Did you see those strippers? They were all over that guy like white on rice!
Norton: Dude, he's a chuffin' Spankmeister!

Le Broyeur: Da wimins can't get enough o Spankmeister lovin.

Spankmeister by Freak Switch 11 August 29, 2006

Get merch

Get the Spankmeister mug.

See more merch

Spinmeister

Sebastian Vettel
Grazie Ragazzi Forza Ferrari

The Spinmeister sang as he conducted his S🅱️innala:
"You S🅱️in me right round baby right round like a record baby"

Spinmeister by sbinnala December 2, 2019

Get merch

Related Words

Spankmeister • spunkmeister • Shankmeister • skankmeister • Stankmeister • spinmeister • Sandmeisterwon • Slackmeister • snarkmeister • spankmaster

skankmeister

1. (n) a person familiar with an inordinate number of skanky persons.

2. (n) a very skanky person who smells

1. Eric is a skankmeister. His sister's a whore and his wife is a skanky whore and his mom has scabies.

2. Jenny is a total skankmeister. She did Johnny yesterday afternoon and he's already on Valtrex. Plus, you can still smell the budussy on his face.

skankmeister by shrimphead May 8, 2008

Get merch

spunkmeister

A man who claims to spread his seed far and wide without regard to the intended recipient.

He said that he had slept with some many women, but could not remember a single one of them - I knew that I was in the presence of a true spunkmeister.

spunkmeister by symonsez March 28, 2003