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Spanish Christmas 

When your parents tell you they donated your gifts to the poor because they didn't get you any and they don't want to admit how poor they actually are.
This year my family celebrated helping others so there was nothing under our tree.

Bro you were duped into a spanish christmas.
Spanish Christmas by Ranchgirls November 12, 2020

The Spanish Inquisition 

In the early years of the 16th century, to combat the rising tide of religious unorthodxy, the Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. This was the Spanish Inquisitions...
Man- "I didn't expect this kind of spanish inquisition"
Cardinal Ximinez- "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"

The Standish 

A Threesome between LapDog, Standish, and Alfredo, where LapDog fills a pool of semen in Standish's nose. Once the nasal cavity is filled, you seal it and shake it up like your average martini. Next, pour it into alfredo's mouth and gargle, swish, and swallow. Lastly, finger Alfredo's uvula until regurgitation and place it in a cup for Standish to enjoy as an afternoon refreshment.
The Standish- A threesome between a Jew, a Ho, and a Duck Boy
Do you even Standish?
She got so Standished last night.
The Standish by flopoched June 3, 2015

Spanish Or Vanish

Said by an shitty bird who is dangerous world-wide. He's an green owl which looks green, cute and innocent but in reality he fucking kidnap the users' family if they don't do their lession. It is said that duolingo's favourite language is Spanish. If you don't do your spanish lessons he might come in your house, kidnap your family or either vanish you. That's why he says Spanish Or Vanish.
Person: I feel tired. I'll not do my spanish lessons today, after all , nothing will happen if I didn't do my lessons for 1 day.
Duolingo: *Breaks door* SPANISH OR VANISH?
Word of the Day on December 13, 2023

Spanish Class

Actual fucking hell

spanish noob 

A noob that speaks Spanish. Very common users among games.
*Noob dies*
Noob: u perra noob u hack perra feo

Person: Spanish noob.
spanish noob by agtctae February 13, 2014