When your parents tell you they donated your gifts to the poor because they didn't get you any and they don't want to admit how poor they actually are.
This year my family celebrated helping others so there was nothing under our tree.
In the early years of the 16th century, to combat the rising tide of religious unorthodxy, the Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. This was the Spanish Inquisitions...
A Threesome between LapDog, Standish, and Alfredo, where LapDog fills a pool of semen in Standish's nose. Once the nasal cavity is filled, you seal it and shake it up like your average martini. Next, pour it into alfredo's mouth and gargle, swish, and swallow. Lastly, finger Alfredo's uvula until regurgitation and place it in a cup for Standish to enjoy as an afternoon refreshment.
The Standish- A threesome between a Jew, a Ho, and a Duck Boy
Do you even Standish?
She got so Standished last night.
Said by an shitty bird who is dangerous world-wide. He's an green owl which looks green, cute and innocent but in reality he fucking kidnap the users' family if they don't do their lession. It is said that duolingo's favourite language is Spanish. If you don't do your spanish lessons he might come in your house, kidnap your family or either vanish you. That's why he says Spanish Or Vanish.
Person: I feel tired. I'll not do my spanish lessons today, after all , nothing will happen if I didn't do my lessons for 1 day.
Duolingo: *Breaks door* SPANISH OR VANISH?