spam banjo

Northern English slang for the penis. See also trouser snake, spam javelin.
...nah, she didn't turn up so I just sat there strumming my 'Spam Banjo' all night
by Spam Banjo April 16, 2006
mugGet the spam banjomug.

spam banjo

The piece of skin between a mans rectum and testicles
Fuck me! my spam banjo's itching like fuck after a night with the local slag!
by Hessay April 15, 2003
mugGet the spam banjomug.